Excuses

I was bored and decided to think of different excuses for not having my homework done. Some of them are really dumb but funny.
Excuses for not having homework done



1) My imaginary dog was hit by a car and I've been mouring. *wear black when using this one*



2) Every computer that I logged in to would explode.



3) I was busy putting out this person that spontaneously combusted.



4) I thought the end of the world was coming so I was getting ready for it.



5) Aliens e-mailed me and told me to find my protective helmet, I was busy looking for it.



6) Too busy thinking of ways I could kill you (teacher) and get away with it. Did you know there's 20 ways?



7) My brain went on vacation and won't be back til January.



8) Busy trying to figure out how to rule the world.



9) I died then came back to life an hour again, you should be happy I even showed up today.



10) Busy trying to figure out how to drown a fish. Turns out you can't , who knew?



11) The voices told me I didn't have to do the homework.



12) Hold on... *pull out a magic 8 ball, whisper something, turn the ball a few times, and look at it* the ball says that I don't have to answer you.



13) I went with Charlie to candy mountain.



14) I was in a freak bicycle accident and in a coma, just woke up this morning. (Thanks Oscar for this one)



15) My pen died so I had to go to Canada to buy more cause pens are cheaper there.



16) I had amnesia the day you assigned it.



17) I don't remember anything that was said before the frisbee hit me.



18) You were serious about that assignment? *have a surprised look on face*



19) Too busy trying to cast a spell on my pen to do the assignment itself. The spell was great, I blame the pen.



20) Puff the magic dragon needed me to help him find his way back to Honally. ( I might have spelled that wrong).



21) My doctor said no strenuous activity, I believe that includes homework.



22) I was literally sucked into the book I was reading and just barely made it out alive.



23) What? The leprachaun said that he'd take care of it. That liar.



24) Can I give you a better excuse later?



25) My parrot committed suicide by flying into the fan. I'm still cleaning guts off the wall.



26) Too busy rescuing cats that got stuck in trees.



27) Too busy trying to think of a good enough excuse. Sadly I failed, no imagination.