My interesting Saturday!!!

Here's how yesterday(Saturday) went for me. I got up at 7 a.m. not knowing what to do. So I went outside and there was this huge dragon that was about to roast this wimpy guy (he was crying). I run up to the dragon and yell "hey, guys don't taste good so you shouldn't eat him. You'll get a stomachache" and the dragon says "there is nothing else and I haven't eaten in a month". Then I tell him that there's a cafeteria right over there. He drops the guy, says thanks and goes to raid the cafe. The guy gets up and is about to say thanks when he spontaneously combusts. As he's rolling on the ground trying to stop the flames I just walk away thinking he should have said thanks before he blew up.

Then I go to the north side of campus and an alien ship lands right on top of the math building. I know that I should be scared but I'm so happy thinking there's no more math class. YAY!!! Then this alien steps out of the ship walks right up to me and says (in klingon which I happen to know) "Take me to the smartest, beautifullest person here" I say "I'm right here". Then the alien picks me and takes me into the ship where the aliens make me queen. It's fun and games until they try to sacrifice me. I pull out my numchucks (bet you can't guess where I was hiding those) and start beating off the aliens. I accidentally push a button and I drop straight down back onto earth.

This would be great if I was dropped in Flagstaff but no I'm in Buttcrack, Wisconsin where everyone thinks I'm an alien. I have to run from the FBI and the people from Area 51. Suddenly, I realize that I'm hungry (haven't had lunch yet) so I decide to use the idea that I'm an alien to my advantage. I went into Wendy's and said "I'm an alien give me a baconator" cause those things are good.

Finally, I make it back to Flagstaff by hoping 4 trains and an airplane (that was fun). When I get back to my dorm room, I remember that I have homework so I go to the computer lab to get it done. As soon as I login to the computer it fries out as do all the other computers. The lab techinicians say "all the computers in the world blew up therefore you don't have to do your homework until we get the problem fixed. Just tell us who your teachers are and we'll write to them telling them what's going on". I couldn't believe it. My luck was with me today. Thinking that I decided to go buy a lottery ticket hoping that I could win. I bought the thing and heard the numbers. Guess wat? I didn't win. That got me pissed so I decided to go to bed. Sadly, before I could go to bed I had to take a shower but there was no hot water. Cause I was so pissed off, I ripped out the wall and did some fancy plumbing (to be a plumber you just gotta show the crack) and got hot water. That put me in a little better of a mood but I was still mad. I wanted to win the lottery.

Realizing that I can't go to bed mad, I stay up and plot my revenge. that's always a better idea than going to bed mad. I decide to burn down the lottery selction place. Doing a tom of research I discover where that building is located. A place called Hickville, Georgia. Hoping 3 boats, a moped, and an airplane. I make it there in time for the next drawing. I knew that I wanted to burn down the building but not the people in it so I wait til midnight. After everyone (including cleaning crew) has left I light up the place. It's very pretty actually. I stand there for half an hour and finally notice that the fire department wasn't coming. That blows. A place that popular should get some media coverage. Depressed, I walk back to Flagstaff and make it in time to go to my classes monday morning (except math of course). I'll probably have another day close to this seeing as how I live close to Route 66.